WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

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07/03/2015 at 20:25 • Filed to: None

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THIS IS MILDLY TERRIFYING.


DISCUSSION (38)


Kinja'd!!! Twism > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 20:32

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The ad is really frightening.

But I’ll be honest, I have a weird fetish of finding one and driving it around... My first car was an 86 New Yorker, so the limo would be a nice throwback.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 20:34

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There’s nothing about this ad that doesn’t confuse me.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Twism
07/03/2015 at 20:34

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Like I mean I guess, haha.


Kinja'd!!! traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 20:35

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I’ve come to the conclusion that Craigslist is the insane asylum of online car shopping.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/03/2015 at 20:36

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I have come to a very similar conclusion.


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 20:37

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I feel like this is one of those ads where you go to pickup the car and are never heard from again


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
07/03/2015 at 20:40

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Cause of death: Eaten by Penny the talking K-Car limo.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 20:49

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Penny the talking car. I’m mildly terrified.


Kinja'd!!! wunderwagen wants a longer roof > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 20:51

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Oh wow. That ad. Mildly terrifying is an understatement.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 20:55

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Ew.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 21:00

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It gets kinda creepy at points, holy shit


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Hot Takes Salesman
07/03/2015 at 21:01

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Like the entire damn thing?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Alex B
07/03/2015 at 21:01

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and scream.

Let’s ask a question now.

Would you rather drive this thing for the next five years, or have that lady vomit on you again?


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 21:05

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Yeah pretty much all of it, I’d try to give a diagnosis on the wackfuck who wrote it but I won't because it's probably Argentinian Snake Schizophrenia


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Hot Takes Salesman
07/03/2015 at 21:07

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Haha, well there’s a picture of who I am assuming is the owner of the car in the photos standing next to some other car.


Kinja'd!!! Twism > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 21:11

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It would still be crap, but it’s nostalgic crap, so it’s so much better.

I’m also confused by the ad... is it for sale or not?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Twism
07/03/2015 at 21:14

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I......Don’t know. But I’m scared now.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 21:31

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well........time to get off the internet


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 21:45

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i like how he tries to cover up the rego number , but forgot one picture.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 22:00

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Hm, I am pretty sure I’ll take another lady vomiting on me, given I could shower shortly there after.

The public humility of driving this for 5 years would be unbearable.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Alex B
07/03/2015 at 22:01

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Think I’d have to agree with you on that one.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 22:01

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I let him handle me. Any which way he likes

Oh...uhh.....


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 22:05

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I think Ray may have a psychological complex going on...


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Alex B
07/03/2015 at 22:10

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I’d say so!


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 22:24

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Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 22:26

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Also, why is this picture in there? To give us the impression of class, the car not the guy leaning on it....

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 23:35

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Craigslist: Because even batshit crazy people are getting too lazy to go to Walmart.


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > Hot Takes Salesman
07/05/2015 at 18:27

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LET RAY HANDLE YOU HOW HE WANTS


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > jkm7680
07/06/2015 at 21:07

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It’s ads like this that necessistate the need to make CL transactions in police department parking lots.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > jkm7680
02/22/2016 at 21:16

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The bastardization of the art deco style, meets SEMA.

Their commitment to absolute crap is palpable. So is the taste of vomit in my mouth.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > jkm7680
02/22/2016 at 21:40

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I like the simulated vortex generators. Is that a K-car?

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Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > jkm7680
02/22/2016 at 21:49

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But the gold on the rims totally ruins the look.

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
02/22/2016 at 21:50

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I do believe those hubcaps were stock on some old Plymouth.


Kinja'd!!! Connqr > jkm7680
02/22/2016 at 22:42

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Guess what’s back from the de-ead?


Kinja'd!!! Eggplant > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
02/22/2016 at 23:16

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If only the gold were just a little bit closer to amber in colour...


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > jkm7680
02/22/2016 at 23:32

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You have to respect this guy. He goes big! No half-assed attempts here.


Kinja'd!!! 190octane > jkm7680
02/23/2016 at 00:09

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I don’t have posting privileges on my own so I’ll just leave these pictures I took a week and a half ago here.

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Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > jkm7680
02/23/2016 at 16:21

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Trying to DIY Bentley.

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